Woah is me!

Do you ever have one of those weeks that stupid things happen and keep on happening until the week is over? For instance… you come into work Monday morning and spill your cranberry juice all over your nice white shirt. Tuesday is the time for spaghetti sauce splattered on your pants followed by a wonderful dumping of water all over your desk Wednesday. Thursday greets you with a loud laugh after your sleeve dips into the salad dressing and Friday takes the last hurrah with a nice ink stain. You can’t help but feel sorry for yourself and you can’t help but tell someone so they will feel sorry for you as well. Come on, I can’t be the only person who does this… right? Anyway I’ve had one of those stupid weeks. I woke up Wednesday with something wrong with my eye and have had the feeling that an eyelash is stuck under my eyelid all week. To top it off I have to wear my stupid glasses that makes it impossible for me to look out of the corner of my eyes without having to adjust. Around the same time of the eye incident I noticed a million mosquito bites all over my legs and arms. These aren’t your little average bites, no not on ElisaBeth. They are your mammoth size bites that makes me wonder if the mosquitoes didn’t pop after sucking all of my blood. Ok so now here is the ultimate cherry on top of this delicious sundae of joy. Picture this if you will…. Rain coming down in buckets, a petite little figure coming out of the gourmet food store balancing her lunch in one hand, her umbrella in the other, trying to see with the rain splattering on her glasses…. All of the sudden BAM she trips on her stupid shoes and skids on the hard wet pavement. YES I feel today and I scraped my knee so bad that it hurts worse than my wounded pride. So here I am sitting at my desk staring through my dirty frames scratching my legs incessantly, trying not to touch my eye for fear I will yank my eye ball out and stifling a whimper because of the pain in my knee. Oh the joys of life! (side note…please feel free to tell me your sad tales at anytime for you will surely get a pity look from me!)